When she and Hakeem go to some garage where this noxious trio hangs out, presumably to put them on the payroll (Oh, Cookie, I thought you were smarter than this!), Hakeem pulls a gun on them (“Who is a little bitch now?” he cries out), but Cookie manages to talk him out of shooting. Meanwhile, Cookie is flirting with an ex-cop security expert who suggests that she hire the thugs who kidnapped Hakeem, under the theory of keeping your enemies closer. I mean, did the rest of you know that Freda Gatz’s dad was Chris Rock?) (But then again, I could be dead wrong, since I am notorious for missing major clues and plot points-which is why it is so much fun to have me as a recapper. This makes me think the thugs have raped baby brother, an assumption I persist in even though the doctor Lucious hired to check him out doesn’t mention signs of assault. (They sport longhorn cattle brands on their backs-this will be important later!) He goes right to Boo Boo’s brownstone, where she is tasked with making him Feel Like a Man Again. So was it worth waiting for? You tell me!īoo Boo Kitty is talking to her mom on the phone about how she has nothing and no one-but may I point out that she does have a gigantic Alaïa tote? And she also has Hakeem, who, for a measly ransom of $40,000, has been freed by his kidnappers.
Becky is rolling around with J-Poppa! Someone sends Cookie a video of Hakeem with his mouth taped shut! (And no, it’s not a music critic.) Porsha is attempting to choreograph the slutty moves of Hakeem’s female trio! Jamal whines to Lucious that he just hasn’t been the same since his BF was caught out on the balcony “with his little thing out,” dallying with that venal Rolling Stone portrait artist! Roll opening credits-it’s time for episode six of Empire, a week late since last Wednesday it was pre-empted by the World Series.
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